So, why did you get married?
Because I think monogamy is an outdated concept I have been asked many many times - why did you even get married?
And I’ve never really had an answer to that aside from I wanted to. Or I wanted a child and, for me, I didn’t want to have a child without being married first.
Then, after watching the Jurassic Park episode of How Movies Were Made I realised I first fell madly in love with that annoying-as-fuck man because he loved all the things I loved and our childhoods matched so wonderfully. And that was like a salve to that poor wounded child inside me.
He had freckles too so that helped.
What I’ve now come to realise is I like my Husband for the bits of myself I see in him so, really, I’m fucking myself which, when you think about is pretty fabulous because I’m amazing at it.