Every Monday evening Woolworths and Coles release their catalogues for the coming week. This means that Monday is my favourite day of the...

I had a really shitty time growing up. I never felt loved or safe. I definitley suffered from the effects of sexual, physical, and...

Has there ever been something you're so incapable of doing that you feel inadequate? I can't cook pancakes. I can't scramble an egg. I...

Does anyone remember that episode of Sex and the City when Miranda is complaining about that woman on TV who starts moaning as soon as...

I am currently obsessed with all things rainbow. It started with rings and now it’s poured into every other option — shoes, jewellery,...

As B. has gotten older and gotten her first mobile phone I have found myself randomly sending her text messages filled with infinite...

I like big boobs. I like my big boobs. I like other people's big boobs. One of my friends has this really comforting pair that make you...

It’s no secret that I love shiny things. Online shopping (or shopping in person pre-COVID) brings me so much joy. I try to be a saver but...

One piece of advice I remember my mother giving me was to never go to bed angry. This is the worst advice in the history of bad advice....

I was introduced to Function of Beauty by ain’t too proud to meg on Instagram. Meg has amazing hair and recommended Function of Beauty...

I have come to the realisation that I am an asshole. I am not self sufficient and I refuse to change. I used to cook. I remember, before...

I was diagnosed with Generalised Anxiety Disorder and Depression after B. was born. There were massive flashing signs I had both of these...

For as long as I have had boobs I have worn whatever bra I could pick up from Target. I was lazy and cheap. Then there was a disastrous...

Within limits, I do not believe there is such a thing as oversharing with your child. There are things I was never told about, my sex...

All my life, or for as long as I can remember, I have detested pineapple on pizza. I’ll pretend that it’s an affront to my Italian...

Sometimes it’s easy to get bogged down in how truly awful that man has been in the past 16 and a bit years. Sometimes I walk around...

We need to talk about gaslighting. I first heard this term in 2018 but I first experienced it in 2015. I did not know what was happening...

I can’t pinpoint the exact moment I came to the realisation that I didn’t actually love my family and that I wanted out. I think it...

I must admit, as open as I like to think I am, this question stumped me a bit. Can you admit to your 10 year old that you use sex toys?...

Their sleepwear is unpapologetically feminine with gorgeous florals and French-inspired patterns. Papinelle is an Australian sleepwear...

I always feel like Australia is the country-equivalent of Gretchen Wieners. We're always trying to make fall happen here. Except it's...

Ok, this title is probably a bit misleading because he is one of the best people I know but he is not special for being an adult, a...

I recently celebrated my thirty-fourth birthday. I devoured a Big Thicc red velvet cookie (warmed up!) and unwrapped my presents. Once of...

I could have also titled this post: why you should always splurge on an eyelash curler because I truly believe that. My previous curler...