Jaye Gaff
- Jun 12
- 3 min
Shit I can’t do
I am pretty self-sufficient in the sense that I can do things for myself. I just refuse to. I’ve decided life is hard enough as it is and...
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Jaye Gaff
- Jun 9
- 3 min
You'll Get Shit On No Matter What
I'm tossing up whether I should become a motivational speaker or a quote maker. What do you think? You'll get shit on on matter what so...
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Jaye Gaff
- Jun 5
- 2 min
The quote that changed my relationship
I don’t love making grandiose statements like this “changed my life” but this one really did. I don’t really know if Bob Marley even said...
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Jaye Gaff
- May 29
- 1 min
An Ice Maker
I love cold water. I will drink no other water. Room temperature is just another way of saying “ass water”. It tastes like ass. I have...
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Jaye Gaff
- May 23
- 2 min
How do you prepare for your existence to end?
I am due for surgery and since I got the date, actually, scratch that, before I got the date I started to ponder my life and how utterly...
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Jaye Gaff
- May 20
- 3 min
An Aversion to Dining Tables
I have a strong dislike for dining tables. Eating at them, that is. Some of it stems from the rigmarole of sitting at one as a kid. The...
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Jaye Gaff
- May 16
- 1 min
Underwear & Surgery
So, after 5 years of trying to get an insurance company to pay for surgery, and then being kicked off insurance because they can’t pay me...
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Jaye Gaff
- May 12
- 1 min
So, why did you get married?
Because I think monogamy is an outdated concept I have been asked many many times - why did you even get married? And I’ve never really...
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