Jaye Gaff
- 2 days ago
- 1 min
How do you know when you’ve reached peek adult?
Every Monday evening Woolworths and Coles release their catalogues for the coming week. This means that Monday is my favourite day of the...
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Jaye Gaff
- Nov 21
- 2 min
I married someone who reminded me of Christmas
I had a really shitty time growing up. I never felt loved or safe. I definitley suffered from the effects of sexual, physical, and...
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Jaye Gaff
- Nov 16
- 4 min
In which I can't flirt for shit
Has there ever been something you're so incapable of doing that you feel inadequate? I can't cook pancakes. I can't scramble an egg. I...
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Jaye Gaff
- Nov 15
- 2 min
Sex & candy
Does anyone remember that episode of Sex and the City when Miranda is complaining about that woman on TV who starts moaning as soon as...
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Jaye Gaff
- Nov 13
- 1 min
Rainbow obsession
I am currently obsessed with all things rainbow. It started with rings and now it’s poured into every other option — shoes, jewellery,...
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Jaye Gaff
- Nov 11
- 3 min
Things I've taught my daughter
As B. has gotten older and gotten her first mobile phone I have found myself randomly sending her text messages filled with infinite...
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Jaye Gaff
- Nov 9
- 2 min
Breasts. Boobies. Titties.
I like big boobs. I like my big boobs. I like other people's big boobs. One of my friends has this really comforting pair that make you...
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Jaye Gaff
- Nov 9
- 2 min
recent buys | november
It’s no secret that I love shiny things. Online shopping (or shopping in person pre-COVID) brings me so much joy. I try to be a saver but...
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Jaye Gaff
- Nov 7
- 2 min
In a happy marriage you should always go to bed angry
One piece of advice I remember my mother giving me was to never go to bed angry. This is the worst advice in the history of bad advice....
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