7/31/2017

the problem with porn...


I was watching porn the other night with Husband when it hit me -- there's a massive issue with pornography. And no, it's not sperm in the eyeball... It's pimply butts. 

The girls are completely hairless which is fine. I don't buy into the entire removal of body hair. I have a daughter and I remember growing up, growing hair, and feeling like a freak. I feel like I owe B. a better experience than that. But... whatever. You do you. I don't care. I like the hairless look {just not on guys} and I like au naturale. And, to be honest, I'm watching porn to a) get off and b) because it's fun. I'm not that picky. Except, it seems, when it comes to the girl's butts.

Why are they so meticulous with body hair but not the skin on their cheeks? Why am I seeing multiple pimples on butts? Do people get oily butts? This bothers me for ridiculously inane reasons that don't really matter but still...

I understand pimples happen but when you've taken so much care to remove all your body hair why not spend a few more minutes in that general area to ensure your backside is blemish free? 

I just don't get it...

It'd be one thing if this was pimple fetish porn but I steer clear of that section on RedTube {et al.}. I'm scared of poop! All I want is to sit in bed or on a couch with my Husband, watch a girl bend over and not see pimples on her behind. Is that too much to ask?

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Of course, there are other more serious issues with porn like that stupid "female friendly" feature. What is that? Why does females watching porn have to mean stupid "love" scenes and hideous music? Damn it! I just want to watch a gang bang in peace.

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