i suck...

I have finally come to the realisation that I am never going to not suck at life. Never.

I will always have Doritos dust on my clothes.

I will always have nail polish smudged on my toes in places where nail polish does not belong.

I will always go days without brushing my hair.

I will always hate wearing a bra.

I will always miss long strips of prickly hair while shaving my legs despite shaving every inch of them with a razor.

I have tried to not be this way. For like a second and a half but still... I made the effort and I just couldn't be a groomed person with no orange cheesy dust on them. It's too hard.

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be nice. unless you can be cake and then always be cake.