11/01/2016

being mum//the hardest part is...

For just over 5 years now I have been firmly on the "parenting is not hard" train and kind-of eye-rollingly annoyed by all the parents who complain and whinge and never shut the fuck up. But, look, I apologise. I confess. I have now discovered that parenting is fucking hard, or, one aspect at least...

i don't know where to charge my vibrator...

Because, as much as I'm not ashamed of loving sex and the toys that go with I do not need my daughter seeing it. That's just taking it too far for me. So, where the hell do you charge your vibrator so your kid doesn't see? All my power points are in non-vibrator-hiding places!

So, you see, I admit defeat. Parenting is hard.

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