12/07/2015

sleep perfection

How do you do it? What's your favourite position? Sleep wise that is...

It occurred to me the other day that while I sleep quite strangely my perfectionist side has seeped into my sleeping life.

All lights must be off dare the evil brightness shine through {I am quite anit-light of any kind}. Everything must be silent. No dryer or washing machine noise. No snoring or heavy breathing. No noise period. The room must be the perfect temperature. I prefer it cold with feather quilts and egyptian cotton sheets. A fan or air conditioner are almost always on {even in Winter}. No pants

3 - 4 pillows with one perfectly contoured for my back. Nobody touching me without prior written consent. A blanket wedged tightly between my legs and providing crotch support {don't ask...} or a Husband's leg to crotch support on. Clean bedding is required once a week or more. Eye mask must not be too tight or too loose.

Ah - sleep perfection!

*can you imagine how much fun it is to be married to me? ha!

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