9/08/2015

i am...


Annoying.
Weird.
Quiet.
Loud.
Shy.
Outgoing.
Boring.
Exciting.
Awesome.

1. Does anyone else hate bras as much as I do? I don't know.
2. Pants are also useless. Unless they're about three sizes too big.
3. I also buy underwear like two sizes too big because I don't want to show my stuff but I also hate wearing underwear and baggy underwear {my Husband is so lucky!} feels like I'm not wearing anything. I, obviously, favour boy legs but they often fall down and that's awkward.
4. When I get home from work, one of the first things I do is strip off and get into pj's and then I slip into bed and tell him how much I missed him. So comfy.
5. I name inanimate objects. 
6. I don't know if I'll ever get over loving polka dots and I don't know how I feel about that. How many polka dots are too many?
7. I have a dog that is one part dog and one part dinosaur. The other thinks he's a black man who starred in every movie every made. He's also very proud of his penis.
8. I've decided I now like The Beatles. Hey Jude is my favourite.
9. I've decided my dream job is to go store to store and be paid {millions!} to straighten their stock. Can you imagine how awesome that'd be? 
10. I am weirdly attached to sippy cups.

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be nice. unless you can be cake and then always be cake.