8/25/2015

sex is weird...

If you knew me before I got married/pregnant and had a kid you'll know that I was certainly no prude but even so, this is a weird post for me to be writing because being a mum made me a bit hush hush on the topic of sex. I don't know why but I do have a lot of trouble separating myself from being a mother and doing "naughty" things. Regardless, I'm still going to press {push? hammer?} on and talk about sex today because it's recently come to my attention that sex is weird...

But before I get started I also really must say that trying to find an image to go along with this post was... interesting...

Anywho, sex is weird. It's weird for a number of reasons, mostly because I can't help but think: who invented that? But also, you're putting your mouth where? But, really, the weirdest part comes down to:

what are you supposed to do after?

Snuggle? Wash dishes? Shower? Sleep?

Seriously...

Life was a heck of a lot easier when I wasn't in a committed relationship and, quite frankly, cared no iotas about the guy with me, but now... Now I actually love my Husband and I kind of don't want to just jump off and say "thanks for that" and then toddle off to do other stuff. I can't just use my Husband for sex. Actually, scratch that, I can and have {and his body would probably love it} but I don't want to. 

So, what's a girl to do? Snuggle after sex? That idea makes me want to stab myself in the eye and vomit. Snuggling is not on the table. I love the guy but I'm never going to be a "hold me" after all is screamed and done person. I could think of nothing worse actually.

I could go back to what I was doing before but how could I really, properly, get anything done with shakey hands and sleepy eyes? So, what... just go to sleep then?

i don't know!

So, you see, sex is weird.

& don't even get me started on how weird being pregnant was -- seriously like wearing a flashing neon sign saying: i have sex and, look, that's something I don't need my grandmother to see...


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