7/27/2015

personally j//the day braveheart tried to kill me

Hey, Mel Gibson how does it feel being an almost murderer? Do you sleep well at night? Cause I don't. Remember that time you tried to kill me? Cause I do...

Picture it, some year, ages and ages ago, little kid me is watching Braveheart on VHS {that's a tape thing that happened before DVD. Google it} and I almost died. Seriously. I was perfectly healthy and then when it was finished I was no longer healthy.

Can you believe it? I can. It happened to me. But, seriously, it's the truth and here's what happened...

I was watching Braveheart with someone and I quite liked it which is really quite weird because it's not my kind of movie and then the movie finished and...

I HAD A CUT ON THE BOTTOM OF MY TOE!

Can you even believe that happened? How is Mel Gibson not in jail right now?

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